You talk then you stop then you look at the mop-headed kid
Who is right by your side
He feels great as he takes all the jokes you create
And he’ll steal them with all of your lines

Everybody thinks he’s the greatest
You know he’s just a fraud
He makes you so frustrated
Can’t wait till he gets caught

Now he’s taken all your words,
Going through the motions as if he’s never learned
And now he’s just a mirror that you see
Without causing commotion, just stop being me

You get up, take a walk, cuz you almost threw up
From the way that he hits on your girl
Find the sink, take a drink cuz there’s nothing left to bring
Bro, you know that it’s already brought

Now he’s taken all your words,
Going through the motions as if he’s never learned
And now he’s just a mirror that you see
Without causing commotion, just stop being me

You’re the scum and I’m the mountain water
Rolling through the fields where you’re not invited
Go your own way now before it’s too late
Just stop being me

Everybody thinks you’re the lamest
We all know you’re a fraud
Life can be so frustrating
I’m so glad you got caught

Now he’s taken all your words,
Going through the motions as if he’s never learned
And now he’s just a mirror that you see
Without causing commotion, just stop being me

You’re the scum and I’m the mountain water
Rolling through the fields where you’re not invited
Go your own way now before it’s too late
Just stop being me